I figured, no big deal. I will just download the ISO. I have 20Mb here, it only takes a couple of minutes. Download, burn, reboot, hit F8, select CDROM, ooohhhh, prettty purple.
Wait, what? What do you mean there are no operating systems on this computer!? (Minor heart attack) Oh, that's right, Ubuntu is still ignorant about Software RAID unless you are using the server ISO.
Sigh, I don't have time for this. You know what... My Windows 7 Laptop "just works".